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February 21 Redirect to where the Trevor isYeah the place to find me is at http://thephotoyvr.blogspot.com, so go there if you enjoy reading about me. August 08 The Love and Priority RambleMatthew 10:37 May 17 Has Anybody Seen My Girlfriend?She should really be here by now. Where is she? If you've seen her, please return her to her house or my house maybe... ...Or perhaps just give her a cell phone. Yeah that'd help. I'd like that. May 08 Ultimate Picture of TrevorEveryone listen up! This is mandatory response time. You have to do this or you can no longer be my friend. For the last two months or so I've been trying to figure out which picture on this site is the best picture of me and we are down to the TWO finalists. Thus I need to know which one is better. Which one is better? Pick a winner of the following two and comment away! Comment comment comment April 21 The Prediction GameIt's the eve of the 2005....errr...wait....2006 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Last year's playoffs were uhhh...interesting. Hopefully this year's run can match that and then some maybe. So here's the deal. In 2004 I predicted the results of three seperate series and I was EXACTLY right on TWO of those occasions. I picked Calgary over Vancouver in 7 in the first round and they won in 7. I picked Calgary over San Jose in 6 and they won in 6. Then I picked Calgary over Tampa Bay in 7 and the series did go 7, but it didn't go my way. So here's the deal. I am going to tell you the results so you can know. Everyone makes mistakes every once in a while, but it don't happen again with me. It will not! So CALGARY vs. ANAHEIM I predict.... CALGARY in FIVE Sorry Ducks, I know most of the experts say this will be a tight series, but I have to play my gut which I did last time. Two weeks ago when asked who I'd like to see Calgary play I said, "Anaheim". Not that I think they can't win, but the matchup is not a good one for the Ducks. Their strengths are easily countered by the Flames. The Flames will take all three matchups at the Dome and win one in the Pond. Oh by the way, I'd like to refer all of you to The Cantaloupe! It's http://thecantaloupe.blogspot.com for those of you who don't know. It's other rambling and whatever from some hack (me). March 29 I'm Only An 8 On The Stuck Up ScaleWell since I'm not really a fan of blogs, this will not really be one. I'd just like to explain the principle photography that I have put on this web site. Many people will note that almost every picture in the last couple of albums is of me. Isn't that really stuck up? Always of me. Let me explain how this all come to be. You see when I got the cell phone, I didn't even want a stupid camera in my phone. I thought they were moronic and dumb. Well I didn't ask for it, but it came with one anyways. Well on Day one of having my phone I took a picture of myself to use as a background. I left that for a few days and then two days later I figured "That other picture is getting old, I need a new one" so I took another. Then the next day I did it again. Somewhere on these days I decided that I would take a self photo every day to use as a background and I have since. Okay, there is actually a few now that were taken by other people and one picture even has nothing to do with me, but the rest follow the rules. Why do I continue doing this? Well why not? It's fun and awesome and it provides one cool thing for me to do every day. It brings out my artistic side. Also I can look back at the pictures now and it brings back memories even if the picture has nothing to do with what I remember. That's why. I hope you enjoyed this reminder and go look at the first 160 days or so. March 09 Sap Warning (Death From Above)Most of those close to me know there is now a special thing in my life. Something that may or may not rhyme with "ointment". If you guessed "Girlfriend excointment" you are absolutely correct! And you get a peanut! Oh yes, and some gelatinous substance as well. Either way I'm pretty darn excited about this whole process as anyone around me can tell. Yesterday I subjected the Melissa to a Calgary Flames game. It's great, because Melissa probably doesn't even know the meaning of the "left-wing lock". But then again, not many people do. Either way, I ventured there after school and we went to Tim Horton's for supper. I got soup which was pretty good, because at the moment my mouth is unusually sore and I have trouble with solid food. That pain thing. But despite that it was a wonderful night. After the Flames loss, we decided to walk around downtown rather than take an incredibly crowded train. Anybody who knows me should know that I enjoy walks at night (it's 39 on the 100 Things I Like). Well we walked and skipped and I may have "accidentally" ran Melissa through a patch of snow (oops). We may just be the wierdest couple on the face of the Earth. And by wierd I mean collective weirdness. Some people may be strange because they just don't fit together, but our strangeness comes from the fact that we're both quite strange. I like strange. But yeah since there may be kids reading here I won't get into all the details that happened next. You'll find out when you're older. You're older now? You're right you are, we went home. The End. Trevor loves Jesus. February 15 V-Day and Cantaloupe MemoryHey, it's me and I may be blogging simply because it's that crazy day of the year. Valentine's day is a hard day for us single folk and well I'm feeling fairly upbeat today so that's good. I'm wearing a suit. It has a pink spandex cycling shirt underneath! What style! So yeah, what am I saying...basically I have a book coming out. $10 for the book as on FEBRUARY 25 when I'm having a release party at my house. So in that spirit I'm posting part of my 2005 commentary on Valentine's Day. Enjoy! "Everyone's favourite day of the year comes next week. Yes, that's right February 16th! Actually I think nobody in their right minds actually thinks any day next week is their favourite day of the year (unless their birthday is next week). Any way Valentine's Day is one of my favourite ultra-commercialized holidays of the year. Now really it isn't a holiday, because we still all go to work and school, but that's not the point. The point is people want to know what to get their significant others. Now there doesn't seem like a lot of gifts you can get people. I mean there's chocolates and there's flowers (Ed. note- In case you haven't guessed I'm talking about gifts for girls). But after that, what can you give? Well to understand other possible gift ideas you must understand first what makes chocolate and flowers good gifts. Well first we must break down the qualities of chocolate. They're small, brown and good-tasting. Now I don't claim to know the female mind, but I think they like chocolates mostly because they are brown. So if they like gifts that are brown, you could give her some brown cordoroys or maybe a bag of potatoes or even a burlap sack!!! A BURLAP SACK FULL OF POTATOES!!! Yes! It's a brilliant plan. No girl can resist that. However maybe a better plan can be made if we understand why girls like flowers. Flowers are often bright-coloured, good-smelling, unique and they grow in the ground. Well again I don't claim to know girls, but I believe they like flowers, because they grow in the ground. Now let's look at my previous plan. Potatoes? They grow in the ground! See, the system works. So you can either give that special girl chocolates or flowers, or maybe chocolate-covered flowers or flower-covered chocolates, but what she'd really enjoy is a burlap sack full of potatoes! Now I realize there are female readers too and I didn't particularily help them out too much. Well guys are easy. You know what they want. Oh you know...very well... *hint hint* *wink wink* *nudge nudge*. Oh you still haven't guessed? It's easy. They like everything. FINE! You want more don't you. Well as a guy, I feel much more qualified to tell you what guys like. Guys like sports, cars and women. Now if you are the guys girlfriend you have already fulfilled the third one so let's just disregard that for now. Why do guys like sports? Is it the violence? Is it the competition? Is it the cool footwear? I'd say C. Now why do guys like cars? Is it the speed? The power? The excitement? The fact that they weigh like a ton? Well I considered speed for a while, but the weight part makes sense. So I think for that special guy, you can get him a pair of concrete block boots. But you should have known that already now shouldn't you? Let's call it women's intuition. Either that or you could get him food. Guys like food. But not as much as concrete block boots." November 09 Shave Me A RiverWell I've decided to write in this space again. I added lots of cool pictures. Many include myself. Yes, I am that stuck up. Oh yes. And I work at a church. You know those religious hypocrites everyone makes fun of. That's me in a box. I'm kidding of course. It's not in a box. More of a duffle bag. So what's up with you? Why are you reading this right now? Is there something going on in your life that you need worked out? Because this here is fairly confidential I think. Yes, I could increase the traffic here, but whatever. I like it this way. July 30 Suburban TurbansIn the corner of the room, you might find a broom. You might find a broom and it might go "BOOM" It might all turn into doom and gloom When you reach for the broom in the corner of the room Oh yes! I must be the coolest guy in the universe now. Take that Japanese government! May 31 A few questionsMy first question is this: Does anyone actually see this other than me? Is there a point to this? April 17 Did I mention I really don't feel like posting stupid stuff?Well there's actually a reason I didn't mention that. It's because I didn't say it. I am going to post stupid stuff. I refuse to write anything of merit here. I like putting pictures up, but nothing else for me. No sir. Subscribe to the Cantaloupe today! April 16 Smoking Onion PteradactylLook I can type and then people can read it. Isn't that the most amazing thing you have seen all day? And there's words. Wicked! And I mean that. You all should be holding crucifixes I think. |
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